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I’ve been playing with photoshop a lot lately.  Here’s Bulger if he was Ron Jeremy.  

Jason Rogel has a fan.  Here’s a weird remix of a Splinterheads scene.  

I checked out the Mr. Brainwash show the other day. It was quiet with like two people there - me and Thierry aka Mr. Brainwash. Controversy or not he was pretty cool guy. We talked film and how his arms began to look like living tripods from holding the camera so much. He signed a few free posters for me which was nice of him. If you’re in the city swing by his show on 13th street in the Meat Packing District.  He’ll be there for the rest of the month.  If he is Banksy or a Banksy creation - why not be a part of it.  

My little bro is art on a wall in NYC.

…and that I’m considered to be in the African Zone.

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Um, why is it so windy outside?  The tree outside my window is horizontal at the moment.  I need a kite.  

I’m going to share cool pics I find with each post for now on. It’s a little more entertaining right? So, I wonder what these guys did after the photo shoot.  Maybe get a beer or go for a walk in the park.  What do you think?

Sorry, I know you’re patiently waiting, but I’m working as fast as I can.  I’m almost there.  

It’s Earth Day.  What is everybody doing?  Get out outside, touch a leaf, feel the grass, breath in the pollen, feed a stray, appreciate all the green.  I twisted my back and am hopped up on Advil and ice and stuck on the couch.  How am I supposed to work like this?  I need a movie to watch.

Bronson (okay movie, Tom Hardy was great), The Vicious Kind (solid), Moon (if I pitched this idea people would have laughed in my face), Gentlemen Broncos (yikes, what happened? Nothing worked in this except for Jermaine), Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (I need to go back and watch the original).  I think it’s time for some HBO’s Treme.

Canadians - Splinterheads is now available everywhere through Maple Pictures.  

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

To celebrate the ultimate showman, The Amazing Steve and his lovely assistant Wyoming, we commissioned a special limited edition poster of the two most memorable, unforgettable, electrifying characters from the film “Splinterheads”. In the vein of the classic Houdini adverts, artist Steve Dressler has turned the death defying stunt “Deep Sixed” into a timeless poster. We limited our run to 250 numbered and hand-signed prints with only 200 available online. Once this limited edition print has sold out, it will never be printed again.

DEEP SIXED

13 x 19 inches

Hand-signed and numbered, edition of 250

About Steve Dressler: Steve Dressler is a graduate of Parsons School of Design. He was a featured artist in the 2000 Parsons Illustration Annual Exhibit. He has formed a tight collaboration with The Upright Citizens Brigade over the past decade, which has allowed him to do a wide array of work for notable comedians including Amy Poehler, Horatio Sanz, Aubrey Plaza, Bobby Moynihan, Donald Glover, John Mullaney, Ben Schwartz and Improv Everywhere. He has also designed logos and media packaging for American Express, Minor League Baseball and City University of New York. He is also a frequent contributor to Gawker.com where his designs and illustrations can be seen regularly.

Click the pic to purchase or visit this link:

http://store.splinterheadsthemovie.com/5-Deep-Sixed-Poster-005.htm

To celebrate the ultimate showman, The Amazing Steve and his lovely assistant Wyoming, we commissioned a special limited edition poster of the two most memorable, unforgettable, electrifying characters from the film “Splinterheads”. In the vein of the classic Houdini adverts, artist Steve Dressler has turned the death defying stunt “Deep Sixed” into a timeless poster. We limited our run to 250 numbered and hand-signed prints with only 200 available online. Once this limited edition print has sold out, it will never be printed again.

DEEP SIXED

13 x 19 inches

Hand-signed and numbered, edition of 250

About Steve Dressler: Steve Dressler is a graduate of Parsons School of Design. He was a featured artist in the 2000 Parsons Illustration Annual Exhibit. He has formed a tight collaboration with The Upright Citizens Brigade over the past decade, which has allowed him to do a wide array of work for notable comedians including Amy Poehler, Horatio Sanz, Aubrey Plaza, Bobby Moynihan, Donald Glover, John Mullaney, Ben Schwartz and Improv Everywhere. He has also designed logos and media packaging for American Express, Minor League Baseball and City University of New York. He is also a frequent contributor to Gawker.com where his designs and illustrations can be seen regularly.

Click the pic to purchase or visit this link:

http://store.splinterheadsthemovie.com/5-Deep-Sixed-Poster-005.htm

Oooooh, I can’t wait!  Something Amazing is going to be added to the Splinterheads store next week!! Let me just say, it will be “limited”.  Maybe I’ll post an image on Monday to whet your appetite….

thanks Mark.